Hot Shirtless Olympic Dude of the Day: Michael Phelps

Everyone, please put on spectacles, take a long, soothing breath, do whatever you need to do to prepare yourselves to...

LOOK AT THESE ABS.

There are seventy trillion of them?

His abs, definitely have abs... And they have FRIENDS. (Oh, hey, hi, hello, Caeleb Dressel Abs.)

Even, his hip bone area thingy has abs...

It's like Michael Phelps's hips went on MTV's "Pimp My Ride."

Michael Phelps, you and your abs are a national treasure. Please, be shirtless, always.